Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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